Hiya! I'm Chris, and I'm just a chubby guy who spends way too much time online. Excuse the mess of fandoms, humor, gaming posts, and text posts about my fabulous life.

Current Obsessions: College, Dark Souls 2, Terraria, men I can't fucking have

Enjoy yourself!

athingcalledjoe:

henrys-place:

Queen latifahas face is perfect.

Queen LatifAHA.

heyhavy:

there should be a press start button there somewhere

heyhavy:

there should be a press start button there somewhere

alyssaaraee:

i didn’t know alpacas were so majestic

alyssaaraee:

i didn’t know alpacas were so majestic

ac-aldomon: I'd use a bow tie, a copy of heavy rain, some sort plushie, a pokeball, and a potato.

The Potato

Yes

The most important part

xwolfer: To summon you I would put a bottle of, tattoo ink, a manga, a plate of pasta and cheese, a teddy bear, and a jockstrap

This would summon a super punk rock verison of me.

This is important

OH MY GOD

Anonymous: Fisting porn at all five points

You’d most likely summon Alexander Armstrong.