Hiya! I'm Chris, and I'm just a chubby guy who spends way too much time online. Excuse the mess of humor, gaming posts, and text posts about my fabulous life.

Current Obsessions: Horror, Little Big Planet, several animes, League of Legends

Enjoy yourself!

hotbisexualarmydoctor:

fen-1994:

Why do you keep saying that?!

Heteronormativity in action.

Ramona don’t have time for your bisexual erasure

I’m not really into skate boarding or w/e but this is fucking rad.

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

littlestmowreader:

nivena:

sload:

gill-bear-toe:

gill-bear-toe:

someone-inconspicuous:

what the fuck is this shit

release the penguins

insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

littlestmowreader:

nivena:

sload:

gill-bear-toe:

gill-bear-toe:

someone-inconspicuous:

what the fuck is this shit

release the penguins

insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

toastydoodles:

How to fix all problems in Five Nights at Freddy’s. Either that or, y’know, quitting after the first night!

(No, Pirate Cove guy, you don’t get anything. >:C)

Sometimes, I stay up all night, telling myself that I’m trying to get my schedule back on track.

urrectum:

GLaDOS aka passive-aggressive queen bitch

galacticcandy:


shamrrock:

Looking for a job, have an interview here but idk it creeps me out a bit.

nO

galacticcandy:

shamrrock:

Looking for a job, have an interview here but idk it creeps me out a bit.

nO

Why I hate my friends:
Friend: Hey, you're off for the rest of the night, right?
Me: Yeah, but I'm tired, so I'm gonna go to sleep.
Friend: No, you're coming over.
Me: I have sweatpants on and I made tea, I'm staying home.
Friend: We're coming to get you.
Me: I'm literally laying in bed right now please don't.
Friend: We're doing this for your own good.
Me: I just wanna masturbate and go to bed.
Friend: We're pulling up to your neighborhood.
Me: MY HOUSE IS DARK AND I'M IN BED.
Friend: We're outside your house.
Me: MY FAMILY IS ASLEEP JUST LEAVE QUIETLY.
Friend: -honks car horn-
Me: ...
Me: Let me change.